Volume 10 · Brand Spotlight · New York · August 2026
To The Moon, Untraced.
The numbers on the menu are real. The terpene panels reconcile to the
decimal, the cannabinoid arithmetic holds, and the flower is honestly
described. What is missing is everything that would let you check any of it
— no laboratory, no batch, no date, no certificate. On a brand produced
under a licence New York charged for precisely that failure.
By DankeSuper editorial
18 min read
6 cultivars with full panels · 8 edible SKUs · OCM records
To The Moon began as a tag. Gazoo, a Montserrat-born artist working out of
Bushwick, put "TO THE MOON↑" on walls in New York, Los Angeles, Atlanta and
Miami; Brooklyn Street Art, Bushwick Daily and Greenpointers were covering him
by 2016. His own explanation of the phrase, given to Greenpointers, is
disarmingly plain: "to the moon is really all about motivating people and
just like reach for your goals." The cannabis brand that carries the tag
now sells flower in reusable spray cans across every borough, Westchester, Long
Island and Buffalo.
It is a good story and, unusually for this series, the art half of it is
independently documented rather than asserted. We could not verify the 2012
founding date — every instance of it traces to brand copy, and the
earliest third-party coverage of Gazoo we found is 2016 — but the artist,
the tag and the trajectory are real.
The chemistry is where it gets interesting, and it divides in a way we have not
seen before. On the menus that publish terpene data, the data is
good: full detection lists that sum exactly to their stated totals,
minor cannabinoids most brands drop, and THC figures that survive an arithmetic
check. This is not a brand fabricating numbers.
It is a brand publishing numbers that cannot be traced to anything. Across the
brand's own sites, Leafly, Weedmaps and more than a dozen dispensary menus, we
found the following:
0Certificates of analysis
0Laboratories named
0Batch or lot IDs
0Test dates
New York requires a scannable code on every retail package linking to a
downloadable certificate. Whether the physical cans carry a compliant code is
something we could not test remotely and are not asserting either way. What we
can say is that no certificate is reachable through any digital surface this
brand or its retailers maintain, and that flower.uptothemoon.com
— the obvious home for one — currently returns "Under Construction.
Site is undergoing maintenance."
What is published, and it is worth crediting.
Six cultivars carry quantified terpene panels: five on Terp Bros NYC's menu in
Astoria, two on The Daily Green in Times Square. Terp Bros publishes the more
complete data and deserves the credit for it as much as the brand does.
Terp Bros NYC and The Daily Green menus · 3.5g $35.40 · 14g $88.50 · no lab, batch or date on any listing
Two things done properly
Every panel reconciles exactly. On all six SKUs the listed
analytes sum precisely to the stated total — meaning these are complete
detection lists, not a truncated top-three with the remainder hidden in an
unnamed bucket. That is a meaningfully better practice than we found in Volume
08. And the cannabinoid arithmetic holds: where Δ9 is
published, Total THC computes to within 0.01 points of 0.877 × THCa + Δ9 on
every SKU.
Panel width · against New York's 20-analyte minimum
Honest numbers, half a panel.
New York's testing rules enumerate a twenty-terpene minimum, reported as
percentage by weight. This is what actually reaches a shopper.
NY minimum panel20
Planet of the Grapes10
Blue Mochi8
Sunset Sherbert8
Guavatron6
Big Applato6
Cookies & Cream2
Unicorn Milk0
The best panel on the shelf reaches ten of twenty. The median
reaches seven. One SKU publishes two analytes and a total — Cookies
& Cream, where β-myrcene at 0.38% accounts for 86% of a 0.44% total, which
is either a genuinely one-note chemotype or a panel that stopped early. And
Unicorn Milk, currently on the shelf at 29.04% THC, publishes no terpene data
at all.
The coverage problem is larger than the panel problem. One Hell's Kitchen
retailer lists 32 To The Moon cultivars; Leafly adds several
more. Terpene data of any kind exists for six. That is
roughly seventeen percent of the catalogue, and the shopper cannot know in
advance which seventeen percent they are looking at.
6 of ~36
Cultivars with any published terpene figure
The most useful thing in the data.
Sort the six panels by potency and a clean inverse relationship appears, and it
is the single most practical finding in this piece.
Flower at ≥ 29% THC
0.86%
Mean total terpenes. Blue Mochi, Cookies & Cream, Sunset Sherbert — the three highest-potency SKUs carry the three thinnest terpene loads in the set.
Flower under 25% THC
1.67%
Mean total terpenes. Guavatron and Big Applato — the two lowest-potency SKUs carry nearly double the aromatic mass.
The lower-potency flower in this catalogue carries 1.94× the terpene
content of the higher-potency flower. Guavatron at 23.82% THC delivers
1.70% terpenes; Cookies & Cream at 30.48% delivers 0.44%. On the
terpene-to-THC ratio we introduced in Volume 07, that is 1:14.0 against 1:69.3
— a fivefold difference in aromatic mass per unit of potency, inside one
brand, on one shelf, at the same price.
This is the trade-off the entire high-THC shelf is built on, and it is rarely
this visible. A buyer choosing To The Moon by the number on the front of the can
is systematically selecting against the compounds that determine how
the flower actually smells and behaves. The two SKUs we would actually
recommend from this catalogue — Guavatron and Big Applato, both
limonene-led at over 40% of terpene mass — are the two a potency shopper
would walk past.
Where this sits in the series
Median total terpenes of 1.38% places To The Moon's flower below
Clade9/QCC (2.10%, Volume 08) and marginally above Green Lightning (1.24%). It
is mid-tier commercial flower, priced accordingly — one Hell's Kitchen
retailer calls it "our cheapest flower brand before any discount" and "the
cheapest honest gram on the shelf." The value positioning is real and the brand
does not pretend otherwise.
The edibles are compliant and undocumented.
Eight gummy SKUs, all identical in architecture: 5 mg THC per piece, 20
pieces, 100 mg per package. Pluto Punch, Cherry Nova, Space Unicorn,
Electric Lemonade, Strawberry Spacejam, Mystery Moon, Astro Apple, The Grape
Gazoo. Against New York's caps of 10 mg per serving and 100 mg per package,
that is half the serving ceiling and exactly the package ceiling. Compliant,
and a sensible low-dose format.
What is published about them, in total: the THC figure and the words
"gluten-free and vegan." No ingredient list. No minor cannabinoids. No
certificate. No per-piece verification of any kind. After nine volumes
of this series — after RIVR published every milligram and Eaton published
a per-piece panel for every botanical — a 100 mg edible whose entire
composition disclosure is two dietary adjectives is a conspicuous outlier.
Two claims on a retailer page, tested.
The nano-emulsion and onset claims appear on Kaya Bliss Dispensary's
brand page — a retailer surface, not one the brand controls — and we
found them nowhere else. We test them here because they are what a shopper
searching this brand will find.
The claim
"Using nano-emulsion technology, To The Moon's edibles are engineered for rapid onset, with effects kicking in as quickly as 15–20 minutes—compared to traditional edibles that may take an hour or more."
What we found
The emulsion technology is not named, not sourced, and not attributed to any supplier or process. No evidence is offered for the onset window. An onset-speed statement is a pharmacokinetic claim; New York restricts health and medical claims in cannabis marketing under 9 NYCRR §128.6 and §129.2 and its December 2025 Health Claims Guidance. We set those facts beside each other and draw no legal conclusion.
The claim
To The Moon products "routinely test above 85% THC."
What we found
Every flower SKU we located falls between 21.82% and 31.78% — no flower is within fifty points of that figure. The claim is true only of the vape and rosin category, which runs 76–82%. As written on a brand page spanning all formats, it describes a minority of the catalogue.
The claim
"Every To The Moon product is tested through a certified third-party lab… All results are easily accessible, so you know exactly what you're getting."
What we found
Certificates located: zero. Laboratories named: zero. Batch IDs: zero. Test dates: zero. Across the brand's sites, Leafly, Weedmaps and more than a dozen dispensary menus.
Who actually makes this.
To The Moon is not a New York licensee. We queried the state's licensee dataset
for the brand name, for variants, and for every entity containing "moon." No
record matches. Like several brands in this series, it is produced under
somebody else's licence — which is ordinary and legal, and in this case
leads somewhere that a reader deserves to know about.
Leafly's brand page names the licence: OCM-PROC-24-000047. In
the OCM dataset that number resolves to Omnium Health Inc.,
doing business as Omnium Canna, an Adult-Use Processor
(Type 1, Extracting) in Suffolk County, issued 17 June 2024. The dataset
currently lists that licence as Inactive, expired, and
Non-Operational.
Omnium is the respondent in the largest licence-integrity action New York's
Office of Cannabis Management has brought.
23 April 2025
OCM quarantined roughly $10 million of vapes, pre-rolls and
other products pending an inversion investigation. As reported by The New
York Times and relayed by MJBizDaily, the quarantine order
"also applied to products from local brands Animal, Bodega Boyz,
Muha Meds, Smoke and To The Moon" alongside national operators
mfused and Stiiizy. Most affected product was connected to Omnium.
20 October 2025
OCM filed a Notice of Pleading against Omnium and ordered a statewide retail
recall. From the agency's release: OCM "charges Omnium with
facilitating a scheme that allowed unlicensed cannabis businesses to hide
under Omnium's license and produce cannabis sold to retailers across the
State." Deputy Executive Director Stephen Geskey called it
"a textbook example of reverse licensure." OCM's exhibits included
"Unlabeled THCA isolate; no batch ID/traceability; used to boost THC
potency." The agency sought revocation, debarment, civil penalties
and destruction of product.
The boundary, stated precisely
No public document charges To The Moon or Gazoo with anything.
The October 2025 OCM release names only one brand as a renting party, and it is
not To The Moon. What is documented is narrower and should be read narrowly: To
The Moon product was included in the April 2025 quarantine list, and
the licence under which the brand has been publicly attributed belongs to an
entity OCM has since charged. Those are facts about a supply chain, not
findings about a brand. We are reporting them as such and inviting response.
There is one further open question we could not close. The licence at
OCM-PROC-24-000047 is expired and marked Non-Operational, yet To The Moon
product is on shelves today. Either Leafly's attribution is stale, or
production has moved to an entity we could not identify. We put that question
to the brand before publication and will print the answer.
We raise all of this in a chemistry review for one reason, and it is not
editorial appetite. OCM's own exhibit in the Omnium matter was
"no batch ID/traceability." The defining characteristic of this
brand's published chemistry — across every menu, every format, every
surface — is no batch ID and no traceability. Those are
the same property, described once by a regulator and once by us, arrived at
independently.
A namesake problem readers should know about.
Several unlicensed mail-order websites sell products branded "TO THE MOON" at
1,000 mg per package, 100 mg per piece, from around $80, with
offers of free shipping to all fifty states and no medical card required. One
also lists a "TO THE MOON DESIGNER FLOWER IN SPRAY CAN."
A 100 mg-per-piece edible is ten times New York's per-serving cap and
ten times its per-package cap. It cannot lawfully be a New York
adult-use product. Whether this is licensed product diverted into grey-market
channels, outright counterfeit, or an unrelated hemp-side namesake, we could not
determine and are not going to guess.
For anyone shopping this brand
The licensed New York product is 5 mg per piece, 20 pieces, 100 mg per
package, sold in a licensed dispensary. Anything advertised as 100 mg
per piece or 1,000 mg per package, shipped by mail, is not that product,
whatever the label says. Buy it in a store with a licence number on the door.
Editorial verdict.
Panel internal consistencyExact · full detection lists
Cannabinoid arithmeticHolds where Δ9 published
Value positioningHonest · openly stated
Panel widthBest 10 of 20 · median 7
Catalogue coverage6 of ~36 cultivars
Edible composition disclosureTHC mg only
Traceability (lab, batch, COA)None on any surface
DankeSuper ratingTwo SKUs worth buying · nothing verifiable
Buy Guavatron or Big Applato. They are the two most aromatic cultivars in the
catalogue by a wide margin, limonene-led at over 40% of terpene mass, and they
are the two a potency shopper will ignore — which is the whole argument for
reading the second number on the label. Everything else here is
unverifiable, not because the figures look wrong but because nothing attaches
them to a laboratory, a batch or a date. This brand does not need better
chemistry. It needs a certificate library and a batch code, which is a
weekend of work and the single change that would move it from unverifiable to
credible.
Editorial firewall · disclosure & method
DankeSuper has no commercial relationship with To The Moon, Gazoo, Omnium
Health Inc., or any dispensary named here. No affiliate revenue, sponsorship,
or product was exchanged for this coverage. Every chemistry figure is
transcribed from a live retail menu in August 2026 and attributed to the menu
that published it; because no certificates of analysis were located,
none of these figures could be verified against a laboratory
document, and readers should weigh them accordingly. Licence records
come from the New York OCM licensee dataset; the enforcement history is drawn
from OCM's own published release and from MJBizDaily, Crain's New York
Business, Cannabis Business Times and CRB Monitor, each of which cites the New
York Times reporting directly. We have found no public document
charging To The Moon or Gazoo with any violation, and nothing here
should be read as alleging one. To The Moon, Omnium Health Inc. and NY OCM are
invited to respond; anything received will be published on this page in full
and unedited, including corrections. See the
editorial firewall statement.
What a batch code is for.
Ten volumes in, the thing we keep finding is not fraud. It is absence. FK+
disclosed no botanical dose. Green Lightning published totals nobody could
reconstruct. Silly Nice let its pages drift from its paperwork. In almost every
case the underlying product was fine and the documentation was the failure.
To The Moon is the purest version of that pattern we have examined. The numbers
it publishes are, as far as we can test them, correct — internally
consistent, arithmetically sound, and more complete on some SKUs than several
better-regarded brands manage. There is no evidence anywhere in this analysis
that the brand is misrepresenting its chemistry.
And none of it can be checked, because a number without a batch is a number
without a referent. It describes some flower, tested at some point, by someone.
It cannot describe the jar in your hand. That is what a batch code is for, and
it is the entire distance between a figure a customer can rely on and a figure a
customer has to take on faith.
A regulator has already said the same thing about this supply chain, in almost
the same words, with subpoena power behind it. We will revise this piece the day
a certificate library appears.
Sources & verification
- Terp Bros NYC (OCM-CAURD-23-000020) menu — Blue Mochi, Cookies & Cream, Unicorn Milk, Sunset Sherbert, Planet of the Grapes — terpbrosnyc.com
- The Daily Green (Times Square) — Guavatron, Big Applato product pages — thedailygreennyc.com
- Cannadreams (Hell's Kitchen) — 49 items, 32 cultivars, pricing ladder — cannadreams.nyc
- Kaya Bliss Dispensary brand page — nano-emulsion, onset, "85% THC," "results easily accessible" claims — kayablissnyc.com
- Leafly brand page — catalogue, edible SKUs, licence attribution OCM-PROC-24-000047 — leafly.com/brands/to-the-moon
- NY OCM licensee dataset — Omnium Health Inc., OCM-PROC-24-000047 (Inactive / Non-Operational), OCM-DIST-24-000043 — data.ny.gov
- NY OCM — Omnium compliance action release, 20 October 2025 — cannabis.ny.gov
- MJBizDaily — "New York halts sale of select cannabis products, inversion suspected," April 2025 (relaying NYT reporting; quarantine brand list) — mjbizdaily.com
- Cannabis Business Times — "Rental-license scheme highlights New York cannabis's track-and-trace problem" — cannabisbusinesstimes.com
- Crain's New York Business — "Omnium Canna faces millions in fines from New York regulators" — crainsnewyork.com
- CRB Monitor — Omnium market-share analysis, November 2025 — news.crbmonitor.com
- 9 NYCRR §130.22 and NY OCM Cannabis Testing Limits — 20-analyte terpene minimum, percentage by weight — cannabis.ny.gov
- 9 NYCRR §128.5(b)(9) — scannable code linking to downloadable COA
- 9 NYCRR §128.6, §129.2 and NY OCM Health Claims Guidance (December 2025)
- 9 NYCRR §123.6(f) — 10 mg per serving / 100 mg per package edible caps
- Greenpointers, "Thursday Spotlight: Gazoo To The Moon," August 2016 — greenpointers.com
- Brooklyn Street Art, Bushwick Daily and Artsy — Gazoo coverage — brooklynstreetart.com · bushwickdaily.com · artsy.net
- uptothemoon.com (apparel) and flower.uptothemoon.com (returns "Under Construction")
- DankeSuper Cannabinoid Pharmacology Framework v1 — /science/#framework
- Terpene reference data: Pestele et al. 2022 (PMID 35576208), via the DankeSuper Atlas
Menu figures harvested August 2026. Because no batch identifiers are published, these values cannot
be tied to a specific lot and will not reproduce exactly against a later snapshot — which is the
point of the piece. Corrections will be published on this page.