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Volume 10 · Brand Spotlight · New York · August 2026

To The Moon, Untraced.

The numbers on the menu are real. The terpene panels reconcile to the decimal, the cannabinoid arithmetic holds, and the flower is honestly described. What is missing is everything that would let you check any of it — no laboratory, no batch, no date, no certificate. On a brand produced under a licence New York charged for precisely that failure.

To The Moon began as a tag. Gazoo, a Montserrat-born artist working out of Bushwick, put "TO THE MOON↑" on walls in New York, Los Angeles, Atlanta and Miami; Brooklyn Street Art, Bushwick Daily and Greenpointers were covering him by 2016. His own explanation of the phrase, given to Greenpointers, is disarmingly plain: "to the moon is really all about motivating people and just like reach for your goals." The cannabis brand that carries the tag now sells flower in reusable spray cans across every borough, Westchester, Long Island and Buffalo.

It is a good story and, unusually for this series, the art half of it is independently documented rather than asserted. We could not verify the 2012 founding date — every instance of it traces to brand copy, and the earliest third-party coverage of Gazoo we found is 2016 — but the artist, the tag and the trajectory are real.

The chemistry is where it gets interesting, and it divides in a way we have not seen before. On the menus that publish terpene data, the data is good: full detection lists that sum exactly to their stated totals, minor cannabinoids most brands drop, and THC figures that survive an arithmetic check. This is not a brand fabricating numbers.

It is a brand publishing numbers that cannot be traced to anything. Across the brand's own sites, Leafly, Weedmaps and more than a dozen dispensary menus, we found the following:

0Certificates of analysis
0Laboratories named
0Batch or lot IDs
0Test dates

New York requires a scannable code on every retail package linking to a downloadable certificate. Whether the physical cans carry a compliant code is something we could not test remotely and are not asserting either way. What we can say is that no certificate is reachable through any digital surface this brand or its retailers maintain, and that flower.uptothemoon.com — the obvious home for one — currently returns "Under Construction. Site is undergoing maintenance."

What is published, and it is worth crediting.

Six cultivars carry quantified terpene panels: five on Terp Bros NYC's menu in Astoria, two on The Daily Green in Times Square. Terp Bros publishes the more complete data and deserves the credit for it as much as the brand does.

CultivarTotal THCTHCaΔ9Total terpsDominantAnalytes
Planet of the Grapes 14g27.69%28.74%2.48%1.98%Limonene 0.6910
Guavatron 3.5g23.82%25.31%1.62%1.70%Limonene 0.716
Big Applato 3.5g21.82%22.29%2.27%1.64%Limonene 0.666
Sunset Sherbert 3.5g29.50%29.25%3.84%1.12%β-Caryophyllene 0.428
Blue Mochi 3.5g31.78%36.23%n/r1.02%β-Caryophyllene 0.338
Cookies & Cream 3.5g30.48%34.75%n/r0.44%β-Myrcene 0.38 (86% of mass)2
Unicorn Milk 3.5g29.04%33.11%n/rnot reportednone published0

Terp Bros NYC and The Daily Green menus · 3.5g $35.40 · 14g $88.50 · no lab, batch or date on any listing

Two things done properly Every panel reconciles exactly. On all six SKUs the listed analytes sum precisely to the stated total — meaning these are complete detection lists, not a truncated top-three with the remainder hidden in an unnamed bucket. That is a meaningfully better practice than we found in Volume 08. And the cannabinoid arithmetic holds: where Δ9 is published, Total THC computes to within 0.01 points of 0.877 × THCa + Δ9 on every SKU.
Panel width · against New York's 20-analyte minimum

Honest numbers, half a panel.

New York's testing rules enumerate a twenty-terpene minimum, reported as percentage by weight. This is what actually reaches a shopper.

NY minimum panel20
Planet of the Grapes10
Blue Mochi8
Sunset Sherbert8
Guavatron6
Big Applato6
Cookies & Cream2
Unicorn Milk0

The best panel on the shelf reaches ten of twenty. The median reaches seven. One SKU publishes two analytes and a total — Cookies & Cream, where β-myrcene at 0.38% accounts for 86% of a 0.44% total, which is either a genuinely one-note chemotype or a panel that stopped early. And Unicorn Milk, currently on the shelf at 29.04% THC, publishes no terpene data at all.

The coverage problem is larger than the panel problem. One Hell's Kitchen retailer lists 32 To The Moon cultivars; Leafly adds several more. Terpene data of any kind exists for six. That is roughly seventeen percent of the catalogue, and the shopper cannot know in advance which seventeen percent they are looking at.

6 of ~36
Cultivars with any published terpene figure

The most useful thing in the data.

Sort the six panels by potency and a clean inverse relationship appears, and it is the single most practical finding in this piece.

Flower at ≥ 29% THC
0.86%

Mean total terpenes. Blue Mochi, Cookies & Cream, Sunset Sherbert — the three highest-potency SKUs carry the three thinnest terpene loads in the set.

Flower under 25% THC
1.67%

Mean total terpenes. Guavatron and Big Applato — the two lowest-potency SKUs carry nearly double the aromatic mass.

The lower-potency flower in this catalogue carries 1.94× the terpene content of the higher-potency flower. Guavatron at 23.82% THC delivers 1.70% terpenes; Cookies & Cream at 30.48% delivers 0.44%. On the terpene-to-THC ratio we introduced in Volume 07, that is 1:14.0 against 1:69.3 — a fivefold difference in aromatic mass per unit of potency, inside one brand, on one shelf, at the same price.

This is the trade-off the entire high-THC shelf is built on, and it is rarely this visible. A buyer choosing To The Moon by the number on the front of the can is systematically selecting against the compounds that determine how the flower actually smells and behaves. The two SKUs we would actually recommend from this catalogue — Guavatron and Big Applato, both limonene-led at over 40% of terpene mass — are the two a potency shopper would walk past.

Where this sits in the series Median total terpenes of 1.38% places To The Moon's flower below Clade9/QCC (2.10%, Volume 08) and marginally above Green Lightning (1.24%). It is mid-tier commercial flower, priced accordingly — one Hell's Kitchen retailer calls it "our cheapest flower brand before any discount" and "the cheapest honest gram on the shelf." The value positioning is real and the brand does not pretend otherwise.

The edibles are compliant and undocumented.

Eight gummy SKUs, all identical in architecture: 5 mg THC per piece, 20 pieces, 100 mg per package. Pluto Punch, Cherry Nova, Space Unicorn, Electric Lemonade, Strawberry Spacejam, Mystery Moon, Astro Apple, The Grape Gazoo. Against New York's caps of 10 mg per serving and 100 mg per package, that is half the serving ceiling and exactly the package ceiling. Compliant, and a sensible low-dose format.

What is published about them, in total: the THC figure and the words "gluten-free and vegan." No ingredient list. No minor cannabinoids. No certificate. No per-piece verification of any kind. After nine volumes of this series — after RIVR published every milligram and Eaton published a per-piece panel for every botanical — a 100 mg edible whose entire composition disclosure is two dietary adjectives is a conspicuous outlier.

Two claims on a retailer page, tested.

The nano-emulsion and onset claims appear on Kaya Bliss Dispensary's brand page — a retailer surface, not one the brand controls — and we found them nowhere else. We test them here because they are what a shopper searching this brand will find.

The claim
"Using nano-emulsion technology, To The Moon's edibles are engineered for rapid onset, with effects kicking in as quickly as 15–20 minutes—compared to traditional edibles that may take an hour or more."
What we found
The emulsion technology is not named, not sourced, and not attributed to any supplier or process. No evidence is offered for the onset window. An onset-speed statement is a pharmacokinetic claim; New York restricts health and medical claims in cannabis marketing under 9 NYCRR §128.6 and §129.2 and its December 2025 Health Claims Guidance. We set those facts beside each other and draw no legal conclusion.
The claim
To The Moon products "routinely test above 85% THC."
What we found
Every flower SKU we located falls between 21.82% and 31.78% — no flower is within fifty points of that figure. The claim is true only of the vape and rosin category, which runs 76–82%. As written on a brand page spanning all formats, it describes a minority of the catalogue.
The claim
"Every To The Moon product is tested through a certified third-party lab… All results are easily accessible, so you know exactly what you're getting."
What we found
Certificates located: zero. Laboratories named: zero. Batch IDs: zero. Test dates: zero. Across the brand's sites, Leafly, Weedmaps and more than a dozen dispensary menus.

Who actually makes this.

To The Moon is not a New York licensee. We queried the state's licensee dataset for the brand name, for variants, and for every entity containing "moon." No record matches. Like several brands in this series, it is produced under somebody else's licence — which is ordinary and legal, and in this case leads somewhere that a reader deserves to know about.

Leafly's brand page names the licence: OCM-PROC-24-000047. In the OCM dataset that number resolves to Omnium Health Inc., doing business as Omnium Canna, an Adult-Use Processor (Type 1, Extracting) in Suffolk County, issued 17 June 2024. The dataset currently lists that licence as Inactive, expired, and Non-Operational.

Omnium is the respondent in the largest licence-integrity action New York's Office of Cannabis Management has brought.

23 April 2025

OCM quarantined roughly $10 million of vapes, pre-rolls and other products pending an inversion investigation. As reported by The New York Times and relayed by MJBizDaily, the quarantine order "also applied to products from local brands Animal, Bodega Boyz, Muha Meds, Smoke and To The Moon" alongside national operators mfused and Stiiizy. Most affected product was connected to Omnium.

20 October 2025

OCM filed a Notice of Pleading against Omnium and ordered a statewide retail recall. From the agency's release: OCM "charges Omnium with facilitating a scheme that allowed unlicensed cannabis businesses to hide under Omnium's license and produce cannabis sold to retailers across the State." Deputy Executive Director Stephen Geskey called it "a textbook example of reverse licensure." OCM's exhibits included "Unlabeled THCA isolate; no batch ID/traceability; used to boost THC potency." The agency sought revocation, debarment, civil penalties and destruction of product.

There is one further open question we could not close. The licence at OCM-PROC-24-000047 is expired and marked Non-Operational, yet To The Moon product is on shelves today. Either Leafly's attribution is stale, or production has moved to an entity we could not identify. We put that question to the brand before publication and will print the answer.

We raise all of this in a chemistry review for one reason, and it is not editorial appetite. OCM's own exhibit in the Omnium matter was "no batch ID/traceability." The defining characteristic of this brand's published chemistry — across every menu, every format, every surface — is no batch ID and no traceability. Those are the same property, described once by a regulator and once by us, arrived at independently.

A namesake problem readers should know about.

Several unlicensed mail-order websites sell products branded "TO THE MOON" at 1,000 mg per package, 100 mg per piece, from around $80, with offers of free shipping to all fifty states and no medical card required. One also lists a "TO THE MOON DESIGNER FLOWER IN SPRAY CAN."

A 100 mg-per-piece edible is ten times New York's per-serving cap and ten times its per-package cap. It cannot lawfully be a New York adult-use product. Whether this is licensed product diverted into grey-market channels, outright counterfeit, or an unrelated hemp-side namesake, we could not determine and are not going to guess.

For anyone shopping this brand The licensed New York product is 5 mg per piece, 20 pieces, 100 mg per package, sold in a licensed dispensary. Anything advertised as 100 mg per piece or 1,000 mg per package, shipped by mail, is not that product, whatever the label says. Buy it in a store with a licence number on the door.

Editorial verdict.

Panel internal consistencyExact · full detection lists
Cannabinoid arithmeticHolds where Δ9 published
Value positioningHonest · openly stated
Panel widthBest 10 of 20 · median 7
Catalogue coverage6 of ~36 cultivars
Edible composition disclosureTHC mg only
Traceability (lab, batch, COA)None on any surface
DankeSuper ratingTwo SKUs worth buying · nothing verifiable

Buy Guavatron or Big Applato. They are the two most aromatic cultivars in the catalogue by a wide margin, limonene-led at over 40% of terpene mass, and they are the two a potency shopper will ignore — which is the whole argument for reading the second number on the label. Everything else here is unverifiable, not because the figures look wrong but because nothing attaches them to a laboratory, a batch or a date. This brand does not need better chemistry. It needs a certificate library and a batch code, which is a weekend of work and the single change that would move it from unverifiable to credible.

Editorial firewall · disclosure & method

DankeSuper has no commercial relationship with To The Moon, Gazoo, Omnium Health Inc., or any dispensary named here. No affiliate revenue, sponsorship, or product was exchanged for this coverage. Every chemistry figure is transcribed from a live retail menu in August 2026 and attributed to the menu that published it; because no certificates of analysis were located, none of these figures could be verified against a laboratory document, and readers should weigh them accordingly. Licence records come from the New York OCM licensee dataset; the enforcement history is drawn from OCM's own published release and from MJBizDaily, Crain's New York Business, Cannabis Business Times and CRB Monitor, each of which cites the New York Times reporting directly. We have found no public document charging To The Moon or Gazoo with any violation, and nothing here should be read as alleging one. To The Moon, Omnium Health Inc. and NY OCM are invited to respond; anything received will be published on this page in full and unedited, including corrections. See the editorial firewall statement.

What a batch code is for.

Ten volumes in, the thing we keep finding is not fraud. It is absence. FK+ disclosed no botanical dose. Green Lightning published totals nobody could reconstruct. Silly Nice let its pages drift from its paperwork. In almost every case the underlying product was fine and the documentation was the failure.

To The Moon is the purest version of that pattern we have examined. The numbers it publishes are, as far as we can test them, correct — internally consistent, arithmetically sound, and more complete on some SKUs than several better-regarded brands manage. There is no evidence anywhere in this analysis that the brand is misrepresenting its chemistry.

And none of it can be checked, because a number without a batch is a number without a referent. It describes some flower, tested at some point, by someone. It cannot describe the jar in your hand. That is what a batch code is for, and it is the entire distance between a figure a customer can rely on and a figure a customer has to take on faith.

A regulator has already said the same thing about this supply chain, in almost the same words, with subpoena power behind it. We will revise this piece the day a certificate library appears.

Sources & verification

  1. Terp Bros NYC (OCM-CAURD-23-000020) menu — Blue Mochi, Cookies & Cream, Unicorn Milk, Sunset Sherbert, Planet of the Grapes — terpbrosnyc.com
  2. The Daily Green (Times Square) — Guavatron, Big Applato product pages — thedailygreennyc.com
  3. Cannadreams (Hell's Kitchen) — 49 items, 32 cultivars, pricing ladder — cannadreams.nyc
  4. Kaya Bliss Dispensary brand page — nano-emulsion, onset, "85% THC," "results easily accessible" claims — kayablissnyc.com
  5. Leafly brand page — catalogue, edible SKUs, licence attribution OCM-PROC-24-000047 — leafly.com/brands/to-the-moon
  6. NY OCM licensee dataset — Omnium Health Inc., OCM-PROC-24-000047 (Inactive / Non-Operational), OCM-DIST-24-000043 — data.ny.gov
  7. NY OCM — Omnium compliance action release, 20 October 2025 — cannabis.ny.gov
  8. MJBizDaily — "New York halts sale of select cannabis products, inversion suspected," April 2025 (relaying NYT reporting; quarantine brand list) — mjbizdaily.com
  9. Cannabis Business Times — "Rental-license scheme highlights New York cannabis's track-and-trace problem" — cannabisbusinesstimes.com
  10. Crain's New York Business — "Omnium Canna faces millions in fines from New York regulators" — crainsnewyork.com
  11. CRB Monitor — Omnium market-share analysis, November 2025 — news.crbmonitor.com
  12. 9 NYCRR §130.22 and NY OCM Cannabis Testing Limits — 20-analyte terpene minimum, percentage by weight — cannabis.ny.gov
  13. 9 NYCRR §128.5(b)(9) — scannable code linking to downloadable COA
  14. 9 NYCRR §128.6, §129.2 and NY OCM Health Claims Guidance (December 2025)
  15. 9 NYCRR §123.6(f) — 10 mg per serving / 100 mg per package edible caps
  16. Greenpointers, "Thursday Spotlight: Gazoo To The Moon," August 2016 — greenpointers.com
  17. Brooklyn Street Art, Bushwick Daily and Artsy — Gazoo coverage — brooklynstreetart.com · bushwickdaily.com · artsy.net
  18. uptothemoon.com (apparel) and flower.uptothemoon.com (returns "Under Construction")
  19. DankeSuper Cannabinoid Pharmacology Framework v1 — /science/#framework
  20. Terpene reference data: Pestele et al. 2022 (PMID 35576208), via the DankeSuper Atlas

Menu figures harvested August 2026. Because no batch identifiers are published, these values cannot be tied to a specific lot and will not reproduce exactly against a later snapshot — which is the point of the piece. Corrections will be published on this page.